Now What?!

What to do while waiting to start college part 2 / Grad school!

1.       Find a home

-not in a sketchy neighborhood despite the fact one is going further and further from campus

-away from all those college part 1 kids who drink beer and party and make noise all through the night

-where-in one can quietly sip wine and socialize and study academics all through the night

-at the same price range as a college part 1 kid

The flat screen is behind the Monet, of course.

2.       Get a job

-either right away at the nearest Barnes and Noble, complete with immediate regret and long term mental/emotional devastation

-or three months later once one has finally registered with the university and is qualified to apply for relevant university jobs associated to one’s major

-after an eternal month of odd chores done for parents, neighbors, friends of parents and neighbors and begging for loans and/or scholarships

Does babysitting also montage into an overcoming the odds heartfelt championship?

3.       Get to know the new town

-by walking around nearby neighborhoods and finding main roads

-and decide how far is too far to ride a bicycle to save on gas money

-by getting lost at midnight with a dead phone and a shred of sanity

Corner of 2nd and 35th?  How is that possible? Then left on Fuck You HaHa Ave.

4.       Make some friends

-through transactions with over-personable associates at places of business

-by starting a bank account

-from hanging out too long with one’s own parents

That'll be $7.63.  Also, what's your number? Let's hang out later, random customer.

5.       Get back into some artistic hobbies

-because one’s broke ass can’t afford a tv right now

-because the new home could use some personal touches

-because one still doesn’t have a job yet and needs a more satisfying form of procrastination

-because one’s dream of musical stardom suddenly seems possible what with all the practice and writing time now available

How could one be reduced to selling club memberships with such a talented mustache as this?