Here ye, here ye! Come hither and listen to the tale of Peach and CoCo’s most excellent adventure through time!
School had not yet begun and already your impetuous bloggers had a history assignment! Bogus! They were nowhere near prepared – the danger of Alaska military school loomed over their heads. Luckily, they were familiar with pop culture and were hosting a friend who just so happened to have a magic phone booth (rental car) with him.
The triad traveled back back back through time to find the place of historical significance in Carnation Washington. Who knew the northwest had medieval history! They learned a great many bodacious things that day.
They first heard the trumpet call. An aged announcer required we swear allegiance to the King and to the Lord Geoffrey of Camlann, the name of this particular royal estate. The girls then entered through the gate with the other travelers.
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| Excuse me, Dude! Could you tell us where we could find some personages of historical significance? |
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| Medieval babes? Princesses! |
Thus these most discerning time travelers began their journey through Camlann, ready to take notes and learn all they could to ace the final exam which inexplicably would determine the course of the world.
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| Ye Olde Activities List. Do not thou miss the beheadings, just after medieval arts and crafts! |
The currency consisted of groats and pence. The large coin is the groat, the middle sized coin is a half-groat, and the small coins are a pence each.
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| How many ye olde medieval gumballs does this get? |
But these coin are not free, knave! A body must earn their keep and serve their lord! Unless they totally have greenbacks to trade at the front gate's currency exchange that is... Nonetheless, lords and ladies, here are just a few of the occupations to be found in Medievalville.
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| Here is the rad smithy, working with heinous hot metals. Watch out, dude! |
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| When that poor girl isn't pumping the gallows, her master makes her handle heavy, burning metal objects. |
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| Not even adorable little children escape servitude! Once they have finished their hard tack and ale, its back to the mud pits! |
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| This squire is training to be a knight. His instructor had no mercy. There was much bogus body slamming and throwing to the ground. |
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| Watch thou, now, as I layest upon this welp the most unholy smackdown! |
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| Medieval Wild Stallions rule! Minstrels are totally rocking the hurdy gurdy and drums. |
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| These sisters apparently have escaped the confines of the nunnery and are now whoring their beautiful hymnals to the paying public. Rebellious witches! |
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| More cheese and grapes, wench! Time travel begets a hungry belly. |
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| Ahh mead! A most excellent beverage to cool our throats! |
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| Princess Peach was made to scrub the scullery and sleep by that sooty hearth until she earned the name Cinderpeach. |
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| Not even Princess CoCo escaped her duties. She worked her chin off assisting the wood crafter. |
It worked! The totally bodacious babes were able to gather enough information to give the best and most tubular presentation for history class. Somehow, this also saved the world. Boy, were they relieved!
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| U-Dub Huskies football rules!!!!!! |
As they returned to their own time, the credits began to role, and the rocking tunes that made up their adventurous soundtrack began to play....
